Unless you are looking for trouble, I see no reason why you should continue browsing this depressing fan site. Even though I find my status as an Unfortunatea phrase which here means one who is a fan of A Series of Unfortunate Events and has had at least two and a half narrow escapes from Count Olafquite enjoyable, you might not. If thats the case, go do something more cheerful, such as pickling a cucumber, or eating peppermints. If not... you have been warned.
The world is quiet here.
all due respect,
P.S. As of 7/7/03, The Characters has been posted and the V.F.D. and Theories sections have been updated. The Author page is coming up soon. I promise.
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