Dear
Reader,
Unless
you are looking for trouble, I see no reason why you should continue
browsing this depressing fan site. Even though I find my
status as an Unfortunatea phrase which here means one who is
a fan of A Series of Unfortunate Events and has had at least
two and a half narrow escapes from Count Olafquite
enjoyable, you might not. If thats the case, go do something
more cheerful, such as pickling a cucumber, or eating
peppermints. If not... you have been warned.
The
world is quiet here.
With
all due respect,
The Webmistress
P.S.
As of 7/7/03, The Characters has been posted and the V.F.D. and
Theories sections have been updated. The Author page is coming
up soon. I promise.
Disclaimer:
This web site is not affiliated with Lemony Snicket, Daniel Handler,
Harper Collins, Prufrock Preparatory School, or Count Olaf. ASOUE
and all the characters therein belong to Lemony Snicket and Daniel
Handler, not to me.
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