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A Series of Unfortunate Events
The Books
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The Characters
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Dear Reader,

Unless you are looking for trouble, I see no reason why you should continue browsing this depressing fan site.  Even though I find my status as an Unfortunate—a phrase which here means “one who is a fan of A Series of Unfortunate Events and has had at least two and a half narrow escapes from Count Olaf”—quite enjoyable, you might not.  If that’s the case, go do something more cheerful, such as pickling a cucumber, or eating peppermints.  If not... you have been warned.

“The world is quiet here.”

With all due respect,
The Webmistress

P.S. As of 7/7/03, The Characters has been posted and the V.F.D. and Theories sections have been updated.  The Author page is coming up soon.  I promise.

Disclaimer: This web site is not affiliated with Lemony Snicket, Daniel Handler, Harper Collins, Prufrock Preparatory School, or Count Olaf.  ASOUE and all the characters therein belong to Lemony Snicket and Daniel Handler, not to me.

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